What Does She Really Mean?
Ever wonder if your girlfriend is speaking a foreign language? Are you frustrated that every time she ask you a question, somehow you always end up with the wrong answer?
Here’s an article that takes a humorous look at the intricate art of reading your girlfriend’s mind when she asks a question.
Questions From Your Girlfriend That Aren’t Really Questions
It contains some common (perhaps overused) questions such as “How do I look?”, “Do you think she’s pretty?”, as well as some funnier ones like “Don’t our married friends seem happy?”.
Enjoy!
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May 25th, 2007 at 12:51 am
Right, and even with this how-to availabe on the world wide web, it’s still a big wonder why most men can’t get it right ….
I say it needs to be memorized and held to the heart dearly.
May 25th, 2007 at 11:05 am
That was a good read. Thanks for posting. Try placing an archive somewhere your blog so it’ll be easy for your visitors to navitage.
May 25th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Thanks for the great suggestions! I will add an section to place these juicy bits of information.
May 25th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Always pleasure reading your blog.. I enjoyed the article.
thanks
May 26th, 2007 at 3:44 am
Hi Cindy . . . found you through MyBlogLog . . . funny you wrote this post cuz I got some definitions for you:
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are, right and you need to shut up.,
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour., Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more, minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.,
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually end in fine.,
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!,
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement, often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an, idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.),
6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women, can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard, before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.,
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say, you’re welcome.,
8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!,
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but, is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.,
May 26th, 2007 at 5:17 am
Gary,
Thanks for the awesome list. I really hate to admit it, but that is so true!
May 26th, 2007 at 9:04 am
haha . . no problem . .after years of research and a chain letter I received, I’ve learned so much
May 31st, 2007 at 10:27 am
I still have a lot to learn….
June 17th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Or, if you girlfriend exhibits at least half of the signs described in the article, you’d better dump her while you can and try looking for something real. Not all ladies are that bad!
June 21st, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I have to agree with “friend”– not all ladies are that bad! I have said some stereotypical “women” phrases as mentioned above, but I for one hate being a stereotypical woman, and therefore try to purge such phrases. I’d rather communicate openly than play those games.