I say it needs to be memorized and held to the heart dearly.

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are, right and you need to shut up.,

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour., Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more, minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.,

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually end in fine.,

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!,

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement, often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an, idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.),

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women, can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard, before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.,

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say, you’re welcome.,

8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!,

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but, is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.,

Thanks for the awesome list. I really hate to admit it, but that is so true!